Posted by
Patriot Pastor on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:07:25 AM
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
> building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and
> dances and plays the summer away.
> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
> conference and demands to know why the ant
> should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are
> cold and starving.
> CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of
> the shivering grasshopper next to a
> video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
> filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this
> poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and
> everybody cries when they sing,
> 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
> Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's
> house where the news stations film the group singing,
> 'We shall overcome.'
> Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray
> to God for the grasshopper's sake.
> Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with
> Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back
> of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike
> on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
> Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the
> summer.
> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
> of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his
> retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government
> Green Czar.
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the
> last bits of the ants food while the government house
> he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house,
> crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
> The ant has disappeared in the snow.
> The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident
> and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of
> spiders
> who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
> MORAL OF
> THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010 and 2012.
>
> "In God We Trust"