Posted by
Patriot Pastor on Saturday, October 24, 2009 6:45:11 PM
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road
notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you.
Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.