Posted by
Ikester on Tuesday, January 11, 2011 5:17:59 PM
you have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand
you have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity
you have to believer that guns in the hands of law abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists
you have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding began
you have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving S.U.V.'s
you have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural
you have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding
you have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those kids about sex
you have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside San Francisco do
you have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it
you have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only
you have to believe that the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution (which parts I don't know)
you have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high
you have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important too American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gem. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and A. G. Bell
you have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not
you have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person
you have to believe that the only reason Socialism hasn't worked anywhere it has been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge
you have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be Constitutionally protected and the manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal
and many more such contrasts ....
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