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A Law Student Divorces The Liberals (copied)

Written by a student of
> law. It is a must
> read!
>
> DIVORCE AGREEMENT
> THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY
> WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
> PERSON!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE
> FOR HIM. OUTSTANDING!
Dear American
> liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
> Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together
> since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest
> election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
> I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake
> of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run
> its course. Our two ideological sides of America
> cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's
> just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up
> to irreconcilable differences and go our own
> way. Here is a model
> separation agreement:
>
> Our two groups can
> equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a
> portion.
> That will be the
> difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a
> friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
> easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
> other assets since both sides have such distinct and
> disparate tastes.
>
> We don't like
> redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
> to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
> war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the
> military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie
> O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a
> bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of
> them). We'll keep the
> capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
> Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
> Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
> We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice
> with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
> right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can
> have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies
> or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide
> them security.
>
> We'll keep our
> Judeo-Christian values... You are welcome to Islam,
> Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have
> the U.N... But we will no longer be paying the bill.
>
> We'll keep the
> SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take
> every Volkswagon you can find. We'll keep The
> Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm
> sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like
> to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
>
> We'll practice
> trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
> your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
> keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to
> this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded
> liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,
> just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll
> bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15
> years. Sincerely,
>
> John J.
> Wall Law Student and an
> American P.S. Also, please take
> Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with
> you.
>

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4,000 Prisoners Get $250.00 Slated For Social Security

Glenn Beck stated the other night that 4,000 prison inmates will receive $250.00 each. Next, Obama and company will try to reinstate voting rights to inmates. Unbelievable!!!
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89% Of Stimulus Money Is Still Not Spent

What are the liberals doing with all this money? Why is it not being spent for the items designated? Are they holding it back deliberately? How can stimulus money stimulate the economy if it is never put into the system? These folks are the biggest bunch of crooks that I have seen in our government in my lifetime.

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100 Billoion of new debt every five days

Glenn Beck said the other night that every five weeks sees another 100,000,000,000 dollars of new debt is added to our deficit.
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Huge Crock Of Lies To Schools Kids VIDEO

http://townhall.com/content/9e6d7109-917e-4919-9f0d-59fa6cdf6729
 
Did you catch the lie that 50% of all tax dollars go to our military? In reality, only 4% goes to military. What are we going to do about this deliberate indoctrination of our kids in government schools?
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Children Praise Obama In Song VIDEO

 
They did the same thing in Germany for Adolph Hitler. Is this the preview of coming attractions?
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The Ant And The Grasshopper: 2009 Version

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
> building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. 
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and
> dances and plays the summer away. 
> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
> conference and demands to know why the ant 
> should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are
> cold and starving. 
> CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of
> the shivering grasshopper next to a 
> video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
> filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this
> poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? 
> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and
> everybody cries when they sing, 
> 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' 
> Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's
> house where the news stations film the group singing,
> 'We shall overcome.' 
> Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray
> to God for the grasshopper's sake. 
> Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with
> Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back 
> of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike
> on the ant to make him pay his fair share. 
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
> Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the
> summer. 
> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
> of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his
> retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government
> Green Czar. 
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the
> last bits of the ants food while the government house 
> he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house,
> crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. 
> The ant has disappeared in the snow. 
> The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident 
> and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of
> spiders 
> who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. 
> MORAL OF
> THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010 and 2012. 
> 
> "In God We Trust"
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A Nation Close To Judgment

"Although our iniquities testify against us, O Lord, act for Your name's sake! Truly our apostasies have been many, we have sinned against You.  O Hope of Israel, its Savior in time of distress, why are You like a stranger in the land or like a traveler who has pitched his tent for the night?  Why are You like a man dismayed, like a mighty man who cannot save? Yet You are in our midst, O Lord, and we are called by Your name; do not forsake us!
Thus says the Lord to this people, 'Even so they have loved to wander; they have not kept their feet in check. Therefore the Lord does not accept them; now He will remember their iniquity and call their sins to account.' 
So the Lord said to me, 'Do not pray for the welfare of this people.  When they fast, I am not going to listen to their cry; and when they offer burnt offering and grain offering, I am not going to accept them. Rather I am going to make an end of them by the sword, famine and pestilence."  Jeremiah 14:7-12

"But, 'Ah, Lord God!' I said, 'Look, the prophets are telling them, "You will not see the sword nor will you have famine, but I will give you lasting peace in this place." ' Then the Lord said to me, "The prophets are prophesying falsehood in My name. I have neither sent them nor commanded them nor spoken to them; they are prophesying to you a false vision, divination, futility and the deception of their own minds." Therefore thus says the Lord concerning the prophets who are prophesying in My name, although it was not I who sent them -- yet they keep saying, 'There will be no sword or famine in this land' -- by sword and famine those prophets shall meet their end!"  Jeremiah 14:13-15

How tragic when a nation, who claims God as their Lord, abandons Him and His patience comes to an end. America is very near this place. Feel Good preaching has spread through churches like wildfire and has weakened the church and made it vulnerable to temptation. The repentance needs to start with the abandonment clergy of America first.
Two things will bring God's judgment on a nation, in particular. God's messengers have become like the prophets who preach 'peace and safety,' and have ignored these two issues almost totally.

1. Killing the innocent: i.e. shedding innocent blood. Since Roe v. Wade, bortion has murdered 50,000,000 unborn, innocent babies in America, and we continue to kill them at the rate of 4,000 per day. That is about 1.4 million per year. Worldwide, 42,000,000 abortions are performed per year and 115,000 per day. The whole world is guilty of shedding innocent blood and God's patience is wearing thin.

2. When a nation becomes saturated with sexual immorality and sexual perversion. Today, America has become a very immoral place. Millions have rejected marriage and choose to shack up together. In the black community, three quarters of children live in home without a father. The homosexual issue is the most serious of all. When any nation accepts homosexuality and promotes it as normal, the judgment of God is very near. America, through the help of Hollywood and the liberal media, have promoted and are still promoting, homosexuality as normal and are trying to force it on those who adamantly reject it on biblical grounds.

America is very close to God's judgment. If she does not repent and turn back to God, she will see drought turn into a true crisis situation. It won't be global warming that does it but God will bring it about. Many will choose to ignore God but He will have His way ultimately. I would like to make a prediction. If America's Christian church does not experience a revival and if America does not experience a Third Great Awakening, then we will see the biblical prediction of a one world government and religion take over our country. When God removes His hand of protection from a nation in rebellion, there is nothing we can do to stop the takeover of our land. Many enemies are salivating over us now. God has used godless nations to judge His people Israel before and America will not be spared either. It is time for all believers to get right with God and to engage in passionate prayer that our apostate churches will too repent and return to teaching the Bible rather than man's ideas and methods. God's patience is nearing the end. I feel that a revival of His people can still happen if we turn to Him in passionate prayer. It is our only hope. Mr. Obama cannot give us this hope. His hope has proven bogus to the core and he is leading our nation to its ultimate ruin if God does not intervene. Pray!
 
"You hypocrites, rightly did Isaiah prophesy of you: 'This people honors Me with their lips, but their heart is far away from Me.' "  Matthew 15:7-8
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Video: Sen. Murtha Out Of Control

This is an absolutely vital video for all Americans to see. John Murtha is using the bully pulpit to rule as a dictator. You won't believe what he does here. It is time for him to be kicked out of congress.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywgUCdefSW8

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While We Still Have Freedom Of Speech, Speak Up!

The liberals now want to change the internet to make it more BALANCED. Yeah right! What they want is the same thing that all domineering dictatorial rulers want, to shut up the opposition. They are trying to do the same with radio and television. Their targets are conservative programs. They have a double standard when it comes to limiting their own government run media. It is time for multiplied millions of us to exercise our free speech. Flood the White House, your congress persons and the alphabet networks with your feelings. Our very freedoms and way of life are at stake. It is time to speak up! Tell the networks that you are turning them off and then refuse to watch their garbage any more.
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Keep It Cool, Conservatives!

The liberals are running desperate. All we need to do is to listen to them and see the strained looks on their faces. Pelosi seems to be trying to provoke us into acts of violence so that they can justify their Socialistic/Communist actions. We MUST maintain the pressure and not let ugliness and violence enter into our protests. We must pray that God will intervene and bring correction and even His judgment on these evil people. Evil is not too strong a word to describe what they are trying to do to America. This is the most blatant attempt to take over this nation that I have seen in my sixty-two years as a citizen of this great nation. We can defeat them if we stick together.
Remember, snowflakes are fragile things but if enough of them stick together, they can stop traffic! Let's stop this runaway bus called Socialism by sticking together. We can put them out of office in 2010 and 2012 if we work together. We need to overhaul the very way these congress people do their work. They have voted themselves a multitude of benefits that need to be done away with completely. It will take an army of God-fearing conservatives to work this reform. I would love to be a part of this on the front line but my health will not allow me to engage as I would want. Some of you can do this. Don't doubt your ability or the possibility of being elected. I feel that Americans are RIPE to choose decent candidates and sweep them into office. Maybe you are one of God's chosen instruments to restore America to her godly heritage.
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Worship Of Idols Is Worthlessness

It is a sad thing to see so many millions of people around the world worshipping rocks, totum poles and every form of manmade idols. They were made by a man or men and are useless for any good thing, yet multiplied millions are enslaved to worship a hunk of wood or stone. Note the following comparison. 

"Hear the word which the Lord speaks to you, O house of Israel. Thus says the Lord, "Do not learn the way of the nations, and do not be terrified by the signs of the heavens although the nations are terrified by them; for the customs of the peoples are delusion; because it is wood cut from the forest, the work of the hands of a craftsman with a cutting tool.  They decorate it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers so that it will not totter.  Like a scarecrow in a cucumber field are they, and they cannot speak; they must be carried, because they cannot walk! Do not fear them, for they can do no harm, nor can they do any good. There is none like You, O Lord; You are great, and great is Your name in might. Who would not fear You, O King of the nations? Indeed it is Your due! For among all the wise men of the nations and in all their kingdoms, there is none like You. But they are altogether stupid and foolish in their discipline of delusion -- their idol is wood! Beaten silver is brought from Tarshish, and gold from Uphaz, the work of a craftsman and of the hands of a goldsmith; violet and purple are their clothing; they are all the work of skilled men. But the Lord is the true God; He is the living God and the everlasting King. At His wrath the earth quakes, and the nations cannot endure His indignation. Thus you shall say to them, 'The gods that did not make the heavens and the earth will perish from the earth and from under the heavens.'  It is He who made the earth by His power, Who established the world by His wisdom; and by His understanding He has stretched out the heavens. When He utters His voice, there is a tumult of waters in the heavens, and He causes the clouds to ascend from the end of the earth; He makes lightning for the rain, and brings out the wind from His storehouses. Every man is stupid, devoid of knowledge; every goldsmith is put to shame by his idols; for his molten images are deceitful, and there is no breath in them. They are worthless, a work of mockery; in the time of their punishment they will perish. The portion of Jacob is not like these; for the Maker of all is He, and Israel is the tribe of His inheritance; the Lord of hosts is His name."  Jeremiah 10:1-16
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And You Want Us To Trust You Again?

 



A friend sent this to me and makes good sense.

This is not partisan. Democrats, Republicans, Independents and anybody who has been in Congress for
at least the last 60 years is culpable.
 

This pretty well puts it all in perspective.

To the Congress of the United States of America:

The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 - you have had 234 years to get it right; it is broke.

Social Security was established in 1935 - you have had 74 years to get it right; it is broke.

Fannie Mae was established in 1938 - you have had 71 years to get it right; it is broke.

The "War on Poverty" started in 1964 - you have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor"; it hasn't worked and our entire country is broke.

Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965 - you've had 44 years to get it right; they are broke.

Freddie Mac was established in 1970 - you have had 39 years to get it right; it is broke.

Trillions of dollars were spent in the massive political payoffs called TARP, the "Stimulus", the Omnibus Appropriations Act of 2009... none show any signs of working, although ACORN appears to have found a new b***h: the American taxpayer.

And finally, to set a new record:

"Cash for Clunkers" was established in 2009 and went broke in 2009! It took good dependable cars (that were the best some people could afford) and replaced them with high-priced and less-affordable cars, mostly Japanese. A good percentage of the profits went out of the country. And the American taxpayers take the hit for Congress' generosity in burning three billion more of our dollars on failed experiments.

So with a perfect 100% failure rate and a record that proves that "services" you shove down our throats are failing faster and faster, you want Americans to believe you can be trusted with a government-run health care system?

20% of our entire economy?

With all due respect,

Are you crazy?



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Video To Encourage You Today

Ecclesiastes 3
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You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop!

A friend sent this to me. 

 JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO.  DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here?

DeGuale did not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop

 

When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.  The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American.  During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.  What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency  electrical power to shore facilities; they have three  cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.  We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' 

You could have heard a pin drop.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked  sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard  look.  Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

 

You could have heard a pin drop.

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